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Old Guy Dad recounts the adventures of a man who, in the proverbial autumn of his years, or at least the pre pre-autumn, discovers his girlfriend is pregnant. And having a baby. Whereupon hijinks, cosmic and mundane, ensues. A collection of celebrated columns on The Rumpus with new material and never-before-told tales, Old Guy Dad is Jerry Stahl at his finest and most domestic.
Certain lines define a movie. Marlene Dietrich in Morocco: “Anyone who has faith in me is a sucker.” Too, there are lines that fit actor and character. Mae West in I’m No Angel: “I’m very quick in a slow way.” Jane Fonda in California Suite: “Fit? You think I look fit? What an awful shit you are. I look gorgeous.” From the classics to the grade–B slasher movies, over 11,000 quotes are arranged by over 900 subjects, like accidents, double entendres, eyes (and other body parts!), ice cream, luggage, parasites, and ugliness. Each quote gives the movie title, production company, year of release, speaker of the line, and, when appropriate, a comment putting the quote in context.
From the writer whose first novel, Bright Lights, Big City, defined a generation, a collection of twenty-six stories, new and old, that trace the arc of his career for nearly three decades. From the Trade Paperback edition.
Hold on to your panties and bra as you read interesting, and incredibly funny, and outrageous true life adventures. Emily will have you LAUGHING OUT LOUD as you are inspired by her whimsical wit and wisdom. Could this published author be Dave Barry’s bad ass aunt or Celia Rivenbark’s cousin or Joan River’s younger sister? In each capsulizing chapter read about- Fun with Underwear, Septic Tanks, and Funerals... Fun with Wild, Wacky Wonderful Women... Fun with Dr.Up Yours, Dr. 4 Eyes, and Dr. Spread Yours... Fun with Dieting, Dating, and Dog show... Fun with Sex, Show Biz, and Shoes... Fun with Chelsea Handler and Ernest Hemingway... Fun with Recipes and Smoke Alarms... Fun in Small Towns Here and Abroad... Fun being bad at Bridge and a lot more stuff as she entertains you...
"In this book the author explores features common to all transitions, why people feel uneasy in transitions, and why these feelings are so appropriate. By gaining a new appreciation of transitions, the reader will also discover ways to navigate them more successfully."--BOOK JACKET.Title Summary field provided by Blackwell North America, Inc. All Rights Reserved
"My clone looks like me. My clone talks like me. He helps me with my homework and takes care of my bullies. And he could be the answer to all my problems. Or he could be my biggest one yet!

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